Poll Results: Masturbation! (TMI Tuesday Lead In)

The question posed on the last poll was:

How often do you masturbate?

1. Daily: 8 (80%)
2. Mulitple times a day: 0 (0%)
3. 1-3 times a week: 2 (20%)
4. 4 - 5 times a month: 0 (0%)
5. Once a month: 0 (0%)
6. Only on special occasions: 0 (0%)
7. Never: 0 (0%)

I must say that I was relieved that no one put never or Only on special occasions! It's good to know that a great many of us self-pleasure. I fall into the 1-3 times a week, when I can't convince hubby to give me some (which by the way, it's been days! I don't know how it happened, but I said to him today "Um, what the fuck? What's up with the no dickly for the past like WEEK!" He looked like he saw a ghost. "I thought you were good from the past few sessions?" See, people what have we learned? He really thought he was safe...I digress). Back to masturbating.

1. I'm curious as to why the rest of you do it. Is it like me, more out of sexual frustration? Or do you simply do it because you love to do it?
2. Care to share your first mastabatory experience? Inquiring minds really want to know!
3. Those of you married or with partners, do you share the experience together? As you know, my hubby refuses to masturbate, let alone even stroke himself for a few before we fuck for me!!
4. Have you ever caught someone you didn't know playing with themself? What did you do?
5. Where is the craziest place you've ever had to stick your hands down your pants and take care of things?

Bonus Follow-up to TMI Tuesday...

...obviously inquiring minds want to know more!! So here are some of the extra questions:

From Bill -

1. Any white meat? Can't say that I have
2. "Too painful to go braless" because they are milk laden? Yes and no, they hurt b/c I have big boobs...you try to run up a flight of stairs without a bra and anything more than a "c" cup! LOL
3. Did you take them yourself or did some other lucky person? Clearly bill didn't read Nocturnal Chat #6!! LMSAO

From undrcvrbd -

1. have you forgotten all their names and faces? No, just the forgettable ones LOL
2. does anyone in particular stand out? I can't say "anyone" but I do have my top 5 lovers prehubby (the h.s. sweetheart, the college student, the coworker, the friend, and the poet) - all of them had beautifully big dicks and knew how to work me in their own special ways
3. What was the freakiest shit you've ever DONE sexually? A girl has to save some stuff to keep you all cumming back!
4. And where's the freakiest/dangerous/strangest place you've HAD sex? I would have to say the most dangerous place I've ever had sex was with the co-worker after my bday party while he drove his wife's car...and I rode his big dick all the way home! Imagine if you were a cop on that pullover!!!!!

Happy HNT

Ok, so I'm feeling some mommy blues cuz I have less than 2 weeks left with my peanut at home before I have to go back to work. According to HNT guidelines it's ok to post nekkid baby
toes... So there!

TMI Tuesday - Ten Questions Donated from Bill...

Bill loves to keep me on my blogger toes by asking me random questions every once in a while. Here's his latest onslaught of Q & A (my answers are in purple):

I have ten questions for you. Hopefully you’ll find it enjoyable to share your answers with us.

1. What is the total number of men have you had sex with?
I think 34, kinda lost count after college...forgot names and faces


2. Do you shave, trim, or leave your pussy natural? (Had to ask since you have never shared any pics of it - yet.)
Actually, hubby trims me up. I keep it neat. Hair is jet black, straight, with a few rogue silver strands here and there lol


3. Do you ever go braless out in public?
Ouch, not with my tatas! Too painful!


4. How old were you when you gave up your virginity?
No violins here, ok...A date rape when I was 15, but I don't really count that one. I lost my for real-for real virginity to my high school sweetheart a year later at 16.


5. How old were you when you first orgasmed?
Playing around and exploring with my fingers in the tub at 14


6. What is your favorite fucking position?
On top - guaranteed multiple orgasm position for me


7. Have you ever been watched while having sex?
Can't say for certain, but in college on a road trip had sex in a hotel room while another couple we were traveling with had simultaneous sex with us...it was almost a competition to see who's man could get us to cum first. (no one talks about this years lol)


8. Is there anything you wouldn’t do sexually to please your man?
Um, won't know until he asks me!!!


9. Do you have any “boudoir photos” of your tits covered with hubby’s cum? (If not, I would suggest taking some for your PRIVATE collection. Your dark skin would provide a sexy contrast to his creamy white cum. I would also suggest making sure you take photos of your tits giving milk. Again, the contrast of the watery liquid against your dark skin would be striking, not to mention the eroticism that it is YOUR life sustaining liquid from YOUR body. I STILL can't believe your hubby isn't drinking you dry!)
No hubby didn't take the pictures, and he isn't into cumming on me. Not a huge thrill for me, but I'd be ok with it if he did do it. And no pics of breastmilk either, that I, hm, feel like I can not, will not waste a drop for my son. As long as he tasted it, I'm fine, but I would not let him steal from baby if he was into that either.


10. Tell us one more sexy thing about yourself that we don’t know.
    My tongue is so long I can lick my own nipple

Now, answer at your own risk ;-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONFESSOR X!!!

As per Confessor's Birthday WishList, I am providing him with his number one wish:

1. A picture of two sets of tits pressed together

(taken from my boudouir photo shoot)

Happy Birthday X!! May you have many more horny days and nights, blowjobs galore, and more sex than that lovely dick of yours can handle!!