Question of the Day:

What's the most random object you've put in any of your orifices?

My answers, snicker, snicker:

  1. water bottle
  2. banana
  3. sharpie
  4. brush handle
  5. lotion bottle
  6. pill fob
  7. Guy's big toe
I'm sure I'm forgetting some, how about you?


Does the Curtains Match the Drapes??

I've decided to grow out the perm in my hair and go au natural! I haven't see my natural hair for 21 years and have no idea what I'm in for.

My lovely pubies are long, salt and pepper, and super straight. If the hair on my head turns out to be the same, I'm going to be fucking pissed that I waisted so many years and fucking money on perming it to get it straight!!

What I wanted to know is: does the hair on your head match the hair between your legs? Do tell, please!!


Happy HNT: Buns Of Fun!!