Within 15 minutes he was ushering me upstairs while he kids had dessert and story time. It seemed that the door was locked and his dick was in my mouth all in the same second. I pulled back just quick enough to mumble, "You better cum fast before they come a knockin". He shoved his junk in to shut me up and his left hand held my head firmly in place while his right hand pinched my nipples.
He was so deliciously rough. I gagged to the point of near vomit and he shuddered with delight. My lips were getting bruised from the steady thrusting he did to my face. I moaned each time his tip hit the back of my throat. There was saliva running down my hand, arm, and jeans. With his fingers tangling my hair to a knotty mess I could feel he was close. I allowed my tongue to run the length of his shaft and I relaxed my throat and took him as far as I could go. He lifted off on to his tiptoes as my nostrils were met with his still shower wet pubes, and that yummy delicious molten lava of jizz floated down my throat.
Lick my lips. Yummy. Pulled up his pajama bottoms just as my toddler called out for us! Timing is everything when you've got kids, right?
And now, your 2010 Top 100 Sex Bloggers!
- (Please see this post)
- TBK from The Beautiful Kind
- Iona and James from SapioSlut
- Quizzical Pussy from Quizzical Pussy
- Sadie from Sexie Sadie’s Stories of Seduction
- Vixen from Secrets of a Blue-Eyed Vixen
- Adrian Colesberry from Adrian’s Blog
- EA from Easily Aroused
- Guy New York from Quickies in New York
- Joan from Better Than I Ever Expected: Sex and Aging
- 25 Things from 25 Things About My Sexuality
- AAG from AAG Blog
- Bad, Bad Girl from BBG Blog
- Holden from Packing Vocals
- The blogging team at Sex is Fun
- Elle from Kink Unleashed
- Rachel from Rabbit Write
- Clarisse Thorn from Pro-Sex Outreach, Open-Minded Feminism
- littlegirlyone from littlegirlyland
- Remittance Girl from Remittance Girl
- Mistress Arabella from Bombshells & Rockstars
- Axe from Unspeakable Axe
- Coke Talk from Dear Coke Talk
- Jack from Writing Dirty
- Kayar Silkenvoice from Silken on Sex
- The blogging team at Gentle Nibbles
- Sinclair Sexsmith from Sugarbutch Chronicles
- Lilly from This Could Be Dangerous…
- Kit from Blogging Dangerously
- Mistress Lilyana from Mistress Lilyana
- TitsMcScandal from The Blogging Slave
- suggestivetongue from suggestivetongue
- Library Vixen from Library Vixen
- Oatmeal Girl from Submission & Metaphor
- Riff Dog from Ashley and Me
- Rockin’ with a Cock In from Light Switch
- Dick and Jane from Dick-n-Jane
- Shasta from Stiletto Diaries
- Athol Kay from Married Man Sex Life
- Padme and Anakin from Journey to the Darkside
- PrettyPowerTools from Pretty Power Tools
- Dark Gracie from Gracie’s Playground
- Mollena from The Perverted Negress
- The blogging team at Sex in the Public Square
- The blogging team at Pop My Cherry Review
- Emma and Maymay from Kink on Tap
- Dave from Glimpses of Dave
- Jake from Facts and Friction
- Sylvanus and Mina from At Longing’s End
- Lucy from Sexy Blogtime
- Ms. Naughty from Ms. Naughty Porn for Women Blog
- Wendy Blackheart from Heart Full of Black
- Cin from Seeing My Own Reflection
- Holly from The Pervocracy
- Lady Pandorah from Lady Pandorah’s Sanctuary
- Olga Wolstenholme at Cuntlove
- Jiz Lee from Jiz Lee
- Aubrey from Vagina Drum
- Black Pearl from The Filthy Ramblings of a Dirty Girl on Lock (THAT'S ME BABY!!)
- Dallas from Naughty Americans
- Jerry Jones from Little Submissions
- Sir Zoomer from Vanilla-Xtract
- Chantelle from Chantelle Austin International
- Gloria from Gloria’s Oversexed Mind
- Insatiable Desire from Insatiable Desire
- Spring Flower from A Girl’s Gotta Have Options
- Epiphora from Hey Epiphora
- Wilhemina from Heartbreak Nymphomania
- Erin from Let’s Eat Cake
- Autumn from The First Day of Autumn
- Kyle from Butchtastic
- Cheeky Minx from Love Hate Sex Cake
- Diva from Debauched Domestic Diva
- Scarlet Lotus St. Syr from Purveyor of Pleasure and Wanton Lotus
- Janie from A Hundred Ways to be Perverse in the Library
- The Secret Slut from The Secretive Slut
- Curvaceous Dee from Curvaceous Dee
- Jefferson from One Life, Take Two
- Kris from Phone Courtesan and Experience Kris
- Lila from ¡Qué sinvergüenza!
- Essin’ Em from Essin’ Em
- Shon Richards from Erotiterrorist
- Violet Blue from Tiny Nibbles
- Evey from Voyeur on Display
- Miss Mia from Things You Can’t Ask Mom
- Coy Pink from No Need to be Coy
- Mistress Matisse from Mistress Matisse’s Journal
- Audacia Ray from Waking Vixen
- That Toy Chick from Desk Full of Dildos
- Britni from Oh My God, That Britni’s Shameless
- SSS and ♀ from Sweat Shop Sissy
- Ferns from Domme Chronicles
- Jerome Nichols from Let’s Talk About Sex
- Dreamwalker from Dreamwalker Sadistic Poet
- Dr. Petra from Dr. Petra Boynton’s Blog
- Viemoira from Cavern of the Beast
- Shirley from Reptillian Prostitute
- Carrie Ann from A View from the Floor
- Sophia St. James from Sophia St. James XXX
- YOU! As always that last person on the list is you. Please, please, please leave a comment below promoting your own blog (or the blog of someone you love). Links are welcome, as long as they lead us to a sex-related blog, not a retail website or porn aggregation site.
- water bottle
- brush handle
- lotion bottle
- pill fob
- Guy's big toe
Well, hoooonnnnnnneeeeeyyyyy! Let me tell you about this little fucker right here! Now y'all know I ain't no punk! Miss Pussy likes it just about any way you give it to her...but!! This handy-dandy-holy-shit-let-me-grab-on-to-the-bed-for-dear-life was no fucking joke!!!
First, let me say that it is visually the cutest vibe I've ever had in my entire life. The thing is purple - one of my all time favorite colors!! It's soft and tiny and I was all excited to have it accompany me on my family vacation/anniversary trip but....! Now it has two speeds on it: "Oh My Fucking God!" and "Are You Out of Your Fucking Mind?!"
It had the intensity of possibly being put spread eagle naked on a lier jet with your pussy on the engine. I could barely hold it between my legs for, oh say, three seconds before I thought my coochie was going to burst into flames!!
So ssssssoooooooo disappointed that this vibe was way too intense for me! Ugh, what does that mean? Am I losing my touch? Are the gray hairs really getting to Miss Pussy? Or was this just a sucky ass vibe?
I vote for the last one...right?!
- I'm on summer vacations - WHOO-FUCKING-HOO!!
- I've lost 8lbs and have another 7 to go to reach MY ideal weight
- It's fucking unbearably hot, which makes me not want to do a fucking thing on a daily basis
- The kids are great, my 10yr old is driving me crazy, I'm convinced her period is coming any day now the way she runs so coocoo for coco puffs on a regular basis (one minute fine, the next minute crying over something so ridiculous I want to scream) ...plus she's a Gemini too - Good Lord! It's going to be a rough next couple of years.
- Hubby and I are doing awesomely well, our sex life is thriving, the day after the wedding, we had our first "CS" (corpse sex). I was so tired and told him to have his way with me, and I'd just lie there. SIKE!! I pretty much rolled over and rode him lovely, and instantaneously passed the fuck out!
- Did I mention how hot it is?!
- I've come to the startling realization that my breasts are way way way huge! I've spent the past 3 weeks looking for bathing suits that actually fit them. I no longer can sport the traditional bikini (you know the triangle top) without popping out repeatedly, and this won't work on our upcoming family vacation. Normally, when I start working out, I lose weight in my tits too, this time I didn't, so the contrasted weight loss really emphasizes them (course no one's complaining)
- Oh, for the first time in years, I almost caused an accident! We were driving home from hubby's bday dinner and I was wearing a sundress, ironically picked out by my daughter, that had a ridiculous cleavage. As we pull up to a red light, this older white man in a pickup truck breaks his neck as he slow motion passes us with the old man sneer and he mouths the words, "NNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCEEEE"...which is immediately followed by screeching tires. I was giddy the rest of the way home! I have issues, I know. But damn it felt so good!
- After a month's worth of numbness in my right foot, I was told by my podiatrist that I have Tarsal Tunnel Syndrome!! I've been out of workout commission for almost a week trying to find appropriate sneakers with good arch support. Workouts will reconvene tomorrow cuz I snagged me some Reebok's yesterday!!
- Lastly, hubby and I will be celebrating our 5 year anniversary in less than a month and will be going to this lovely bed and breakfast in NJ with our own private deck. This was a huge requirement for him and I told him point blank, "If you don't fuck me on this deck that you just had to have on this vacation, I will punch you in the balls and drive home by myself!" You know I'll keep you posted on that threat!!