Wouldn't Believe Me If I Told You...Bonus HNT

Two weeks ago I wanted to have a night out with hubby and it got all fucked up. He didn't sleep when he got off work, he ate before I got home, and I had my period. This past Friday, I demanded a redo, got the babysitter, and I was ready to go. First, we sat around for about 30 minutes weighing our options. We had a open invitation to join my BFFL and her fiance, but hubby didn't really feel up to driving all the way out to the city. I wanted to make sure we got some family time in since it was so early. We ended up taking the kids and sitter to see Alice In Wonderland (great movie by the by)...anyhoo...afterwards we rushed home for a change of clothes for dinner. It was 9:20 by the time we ran out the door, the restaurant I picked stopped serving dinner at 9:30, thank goodness their a mom-n-pop type place becuase they fed us and gave us some kickass libations! Got the night off to a fabu start.


Both of us have be dying to check out this local lounge with our kind of flavor and it didn't disappoint. We saw more of us in one room than we've had the entire time we've been in this neighborhood! Who knew! At least now when we need a place to go chill with our friends for drinks after hours we've got some place to go that's not far from home. We had some drinks there, enjoyed the music, and did I mention I looked fucking PHYNE as hell?! I had on my black stilletto boots, black tights, and a black&white zebra print t-shirt dress that was so short that if I even raised my hand you could see my lacy black thong? I felt like myself (oh, yeah, I've lost 8lbs - forgot to mention that too!!) So I'm feeling damn good, and hubby's rubbing my legs and we're kissing, and I'm just about drunk as hell when he says, "Let's go, I got another spot I want us to check out." I'm hyped because it's only 1:30am and we're still out!!


We get in the car and I'm feeling good, and then I'm feeling fucking ecstatic because where is this spot that hubby wants us to check out???? You'll never guess, cuz this is hubby we're talking about! Are you ready for this?? My hubby took me to the local HOTEL/MOTEL/HOLIDAY INN, SAY WHAT? I was so excited! I could barely contain myself, I didn't even know how to act for a hot minute! We even had to switch rooms because the first room the porn channel wasn't working, you can't have hot motel sex without porn, right? I felt like such a little slut. I was hubby's rent-a-whore for the night and I was in love!!

I took these while he showered, he told me I didn't have to because he wanted me musty. Le Sigh! This is what the room looked like and this is how awesome my ass looked in my outfit!! I even forgot that this was one of my fantasies! Trashy motel sex, yummy! When he came out of the shower, I was still dressed (b/c I was taking pics for you guys!), and I told him I wanted him to undress me. Which he did! Starting with my boots first, bra last. We kissed, we pinched, he rammed his three fingers deep in my pussy so hard I kicked the remote off the bed in my bodyspasm!

When he entered me, I saw stars, literally, alcohol is a powerful drug when you haven't had it in over 3 years! Whew! The room was spinning and I felt as if my body was just along for the ride. He fucked me so hard he ripped my pussy in two, but did that stop me? (it should have) But no, I climbed on top of his ass and worked my pussy so hard on him I almost caught my ass on fire. I rode his dick and squeezed it so good, my man was calling my name telling me not to stop!

I got off of him for fear of blacking out and just when I caught my breath, he shoved his dick down my throat and I sucked at it hungrily. I licked and sucked while he fingered me again. My pussy was raw and burning from the pain of our delicious romp so when he dropped his face between my legs all I could do was scream at the top of my lungs, "Thank you, thank you, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou....!"

He asked me if I was ok, I told him I was dying and he asked if I wanted him to stop, I told him no, and to keep fucking me. He did! He flipped me on to my stomach, grabbed a fistful of my hair and I thought my pussy was going to retreat into my asshole it hurt so much, and still I didn't care (fucking alcohol). When I opened my eyes to look in the full length wall to wall mirror and watched him fuck me, oh my lord, I will have that image to tide me over for weeks! He caught my eye and asked, "Do you want me to cum now?" This time common sense kicked in and I pleaded: "YES, PLEASE!"

With seven more strokes, yes I counted down the death of my pussy, it was painfully, blissfully over! I hadn't been fucked like that in a long time. And now that my pussy is obliterated, it may not be for weeks to cum. I'm completely and utterly shredded down there (if any of my slutty bloggers have any tips to correct this, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP!!).

All-in-all, I am completely proud and impressed with my hubby's ability to be spontaneous and for him courageous! Spring has sprung in his loins and it's going to be one sexy ass season!!

New Style w/Early HNT

I decided I needed a little change and cut about 3" off my hair.
Figured since I have parent-teacher conferences this Thursday I'd give you an early HNT. And I'm sticking with my hints of purple :-p.

Thoughts on the new do and the need for change every once in a while??

Nocturnal Chat #16

Purple Reign

Dammit! I'm going to kill my ex-wife, got me going to the junior high for parent-teacher conferences for my daughter when I was supposed to be at the high school for my son! I'm rushing now against the clock in hopes to meet with just one of his teachers. Mrs. Davids is my son's English teacher and for the first time in years, not only is he passing, but she's recommending him for honors. I have to meet this teacher to see what she's done to turn him around.

Ok, got a parking spot but I see a lot of people leaving. Time check: it's 8:47 and conferences end at 9. Scanning the listing of teacher rooms and of course! She's on the 3rd floor. I'm running, I'm running. "Oops, I'm so sorry, didn't mean to knock you over!" Damn, that lady sure is mad. Alright, two more classrooms and I'll be there, let me slow down, breathe a little bit. Here we go.

Mrs. Davids has her back to me as she's putting on her coat, time check: I still have 9 minutes. "Hm hm". I clear my throat to let her know she has a parent, and I'll be damned if her shoulders don't slump and the slightest sigh escapes as she removes her coat. She turns around and steps in front of the desk in one svelt move, and I forget I'm a parent here to discuss my son for a moment.

My eyes scan her quickly, trying not to be rude until my eyes land on her purple ass boots. Her legs are nothing to gloss over but there's something about the boots that make me nervous.

Now it's her turn to clear her throat, "Hm hm", as she extends a hand towards me. Dumbfounded, I take it and give it a limp shake and release it to sit at the chair in front of her desk. If I held it a second longer, I might have had to pull her towards me for a closer introduction.

"And you are?" She brings me back.

"Oh, I'm Sam's father. I just wanted to meet the teacher that single handedly turned my son around." At this she flashed her pearly white teeth that glistened between too luscious lavender lips. Wonder what else is purple.

"Sam is a delight to have in class, and he shows such leadership for the other boys," she crosses and uncrosses her thick shapely legs and I could swear I can hear the 'swish' of her stockings between her thighs. I get goosebumps.

"I can see why, if you were my teacher, I wouldn't fail either," Shit, did I say that outloud?

She giggles and reaches for my hand, "Thank you, that is so sweet of you to say...and don't worry I get that a lot teaching this all boys class." She gives my hand a squeeze, looks down at her boots and crosses her legs again. This time I'm sure she did it purposely for me. "Your son liked them too today."

I wonder if this is how my son feels sitting in her class looking at her fine ass everyday! "Um, it's just that, I can't figure it out, but I feel like I know these boots. I'm sorry for staring. Maybe my ex-wife has a pair." Had to throw in the ex-wife thing just in case.

"Oh?" She lets that hang in the air for a bit before reaching down a hand to pat my knee. "I just figured you liked them, that's all."

Beeep.

"Attention parents thank you for coming to this term's parent-teacher conference. The time is now 9pm and conferences are officially over for the evening."

Beeep.

I jump so fast out of my seat that it falls crashing to the floor taking two other chairs with it. "I'm so sorry." I manage to blubber out. Within a flash she's in front of me and I was so fixated by the purple boots, I failed to notice two of her blouse buttons are now open and exposing a bountiful cleavage under a purple lace bra. Answers that question.

"Leaving so soon? We haven't even really begun to discuss Sam's full potential."

"But, um, don't I have to leave now?" I'm in a panic as security pops in to remind me I have to vacate the building. In a nanosecond, her coat is back on and she produces a large box, "It's alright fellas, Mr. Johnson is helping me to my car." As she hands me the box which weighs all of 2 ounces, she squeezes my dick so hard I almost moan out loud.

With her keys in her hand and a flick of the light switch, she commands, "Shall we?"

...To be continued

Apologies!

It's been pretty hectic all around for me lately, I'm almost two weeks without a post!
Damn!
WTF!
Don't you hate it when life just seems to get the best of you??
To the point where sex, yes sex!, is now becoming an issue??
OMG!
Hubby's got himself a little silicone pussy in his drawer and I think she's seen more action than I have (it's totally my coochie problems this time, though)
WTF!
I miss you guys so much, and I'm hoping to get back in the naughty swing of things this week!
*tear*
My brain is completely and utterly overwhelmed with filthy mcnasty stuff, just don't have the time nor patience to get it out!
HUH?!
Thanks for still checking in on me, I appreciate all the love and am excited to hopefully reach my 100th Follower in the next cumming weeks!
Yay!