Hubby is off to Vegas and Pussy is very sad, mad, lonely, and horny...
PEEK-A-BOO!
Now I lay me down to sleep... with the very nasty thoughts I keep... If I should die before I cum... I pray to Blogger I had some fun!!
9.16.2009
TMI Follow Up...
Undrcvrbd wanted to know the following:
3A) Who was better that night Boyfriend or Lover? Dick down it would have to be lover! His dick was so big and yummy I wrote a poem about it!
3B) Why did you feel the need to have a LOVER and a boyfriend? my boyfriend at the time had a pencil dick (no offense to the little wieners of the world) and acted like he was a porn star all the time - NOT! Lover on the other had was adventurous and was the one I mentioned about fucking while driving!
3C) Who turned out to be the father? Ugh, boyfriend.
3D) Was the result what you wanted? Not really, boyfriend ended up being a real asshole and only spent a whopping 6 months in my daughter's life, on the other hand lover is still a close friend, he's married now and is an awesome father to two boys.
Bill asked:
Just curious - does hubby know about that? Yep, because he had to deal with me going to court and I needed to explain why my daughter's father was such an asshole.
3A) Who was better that night Boyfriend or Lover? Dick down it would have to be lover! His dick was so big and yummy I wrote a poem about it!
3B) Why did you feel the need to have a LOVER and a boyfriend? my boyfriend at the time had a pencil dick (no offense to the little wieners of the world) and acted like he was a porn star all the time - NOT! Lover on the other had was adventurous and was the one I mentioned about fucking while driving!
3C) Who turned out to be the father? Ugh, boyfriend.
3D) Was the result what you wanted? Not really, boyfriend ended up being a real asshole and only spent a whopping 6 months in my daughter's life, on the other hand lover is still a close friend, he's married now and is an awesome father to two boys.
Bill asked:
Just curious - does hubby know about that? Yep, because he had to deal with me going to court and I needed to explain why my daughter's father was such an asshole.
9.15.2009
TMI Tuesday
1. Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone without anything steamy happening? (Opposite sex for breeders, same sex for homosexuals).
If it happened the first night, by the second night the steam would rise from the sheets!
2. Have you eve streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?
Can't say that I have actually
3. Have you had dates with multiple people in the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions?
Yup, the parternity of my daughter was in question after having sex with my lover and boyfriend at the time on the same night - I know: SCANDALOUS!!
4. What is the most "romantic" you have ever gotten in a movie theater?
I had on a pair of overalls one time in the back row with my college sweetie, and we had my overalls almost completely off and he fucked me while some lame ass movie watched us...albeit there were only 6 or 7 other people in the theater.
5. Have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching?
On the beach once in the parking lot with the hatch back of this guys car open while we stood half inside and half outside ...I remember saying, "I think there's some perv watching us in the bushes" LOL
Bonus (as in optional): If you could say anything you wanted anonymously to anyone, without identifying that person, what would you say? PLEASE CUM OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW, LICK MY PUSSY CLEAN, FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND LEAVE BEFORE HUBBY GETS COMES HOME IN THE MORNING!
If it happened the first night, by the second night the steam would rise from the sheets!
2. Have you eve streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?
Can't say that I have actually
3. Have you had dates with multiple people in the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions?
Yup, the parternity of my daughter was in question after having sex with my lover and boyfriend at the time on the same night - I know: SCANDALOUS!!
4. What is the most "romantic" you have ever gotten in a movie theater?
I had on a pair of overalls one time in the back row with my college sweetie, and we had my overalls almost completely off and he fucked me while some lame ass movie watched us...albeit there were only 6 or 7 other people in the theater.
5. Have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching?
On the beach once in the parking lot with the hatch back of this guys car open while we stood half inside and half outside ...I remember saying, "I think there's some perv watching us in the bushes" LOL
Bonus (as in optional): If you could say anything you wanted anonymously to anyone, without identifying that person, what would you say? PLEASE CUM OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW, LICK MY PUSSY CLEAN, FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND LEAVE BEFORE HUBBY GETS COMES HOME IN THE MORNING!
Midnight Text...
If your significant other sent you a text message that read:
"Needed to destress, wish it had been you instead of toy and your pillow. Licking myself off and going to sleep. Hope this inspires sum type of sumthing b4 you leave"
What would you do?
Sent from my iPhone
9.14.2009
Class Of All Boys...
(Make no mistake whatsoever - I DO NOT FIND MY STUDENTS REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE!! EEWWWWWW DISGUSTING, GET YOUR MINDS RIGHT BEFORE CONTINUING THIS POST)
As my welcome back "gift" for returning to work, my boss created an all boy sophomore class to motivate and inspire to go into honors and advanced placement. Long story short, this is my FAVORITE class of the day! I moaned and groaned about it (not in a good way) for weeks after I found out about it, but now that I have them, I love it! I don't know if it's b/c I don't have to deal with the bitchiness of teenage girls or if for some unbeknownst reason I get some kick out of being the center of attention for a room of teenage boys. I feel that since it's been less than a week the testosterone levels haven't peaked yet. Although, I haven't gotten over the shock of having 37 pairs of eyes trying not to get caught staring at my boobs yet! Some of my boys are so in awe of them they don't even realize they've been caught staring and continue to stare! I have to talk to my boss about this b/c I don't know if I need to make an issue of it, you know, like walk in one day and say, "Hey, my eyes are UP here!" or better yet, "Yes, I have breasts, now that we've addressed it, let's move on!" Hee hee hee!! I'm sure neither one is appropriate, but we'll see what she says.
Sidebar: Just wanted to put you all on notice that the simulated chat for teacher/student relations is in the works!! (Hurry up with your part, you know who!!)
Anyway, back to these boys, I never thought in a million years that I could teach an all boy class before, but I guess female teachers in all boy schools deal with this all the time. It makes me weary that I am feel so at ease in front of them, I hold no punches with them and "keep it real", and so far several of them have bragged about me to their counselors. Even after telling them that I have to cut 3 students off of the roster they proclaimed, "Mrs, it's about to be a grudge match in here, cuz nobody wants to leave you"...just melts your heart doesn't it?
As my welcome back "gift" for returning to work, my boss created an all boy sophomore class to motivate and inspire to go into honors and advanced placement. Long story short, this is my FAVORITE class of the day! I moaned and groaned about it (not in a good way) for weeks after I found out about it, but now that I have them, I love it! I don't know if it's b/c I don't have to deal with the bitchiness of teenage girls or if for some unbeknownst reason I get some kick out of being the center of attention for a room of teenage boys. I feel that since it's been less than a week the testosterone levels haven't peaked yet. Although, I haven't gotten over the shock of having 37 pairs of eyes trying not to get caught staring at my boobs yet! Some of my boys are so in awe of them they don't even realize they've been caught staring and continue to stare! I have to talk to my boss about this b/c I don't know if I need to make an issue of it, you know, like walk in one day and say, "Hey, my eyes are UP here!" or better yet, "Yes, I have breasts, now that we've addressed it, let's move on!" Hee hee hee!! I'm sure neither one is appropriate, but we'll see what she says.
Sidebar: Just wanted to put you all on notice that the simulated chat for teacher/student relations is in the works!! (Hurry up with your part, you know who!!)
Anyway, back to these boys, I never thought in a million years that I could teach an all boy class before, but I guess female teachers in all boy schools deal with this all the time. It makes me weary that I am feel so at ease in front of them, I hold no punches with them and "keep it real", and so far several of them have bragged about me to their counselors. Even after telling them that I have to cut 3 students off of the roster they proclaimed, "Mrs, it's about to be a grudge match in here, cuz nobody wants to leave you"...just melts your heart doesn't it?
Naughty Descriptions:
Public school,
raging hormones,
Teen Life,
testosterone
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