10.26.2009

The Case of the Wandering Tampon...

This post will clearly be way, way, way too much information....but that's why I love blogging, I can be as gross, dirty, filthy, or nasty as I wanna be!!

So, back to this wandering tampon of mine! My flow is really heavy today which is not too unusual, but what was unusual was that twice today my tampon found it's way out! The first time wasn't too bad because I was already on my way to the ladies room to make a change. The second time, well, I can't say it wasn't unpleasant, it was just...unusual. I'm in the car on my way home, singing and dancing as only I can do while sitting in traffic trying not to lose my mind, when I feel the strangest sensation. The tampon is at the very outskirts of my pussy and it quite feels as though I've stashed my favorite toy up in there. Add to the fact that my flow was heavy so I felt incredibly wet. In my mind, I'm screaming, "Eewww, don't do it!! You nasty freak you!" But before I can stop myself, I begin to slow grind to whatever the hell song was playing on the radio. I wasn't horny before, but with lightning speed, I'm twisting my hips in the seat praying that I have enough pad coverage so as not to make the worst mess ever on my beige car seat. The moment literally lasts for about five minutes. I cum faster than I expected since this was so not premeditated and I was grossed out at myself. But it felt soooooo good! I'm a mess (literally) I know... Feel free to tell me how yucky I am!!

7 comments:

Sexual Xtacee said...

lol, This actually reminds me of a time I've done something very similar. Gross, but yes it felt hella good! lol, isay get the orgasm when the sensation comes...lol!

Pateinduced said...

Um,.. OK,.. you want a grosser-than-yours contest?

I had to go fishing for a tampon (those little ones, for the tail end day) about a week after she put it in. It was pretty well tamped in after several bouts of sex. No convenient string. I was wearing a clothes pin on my nose.

She actually got aroused.

JStar said...

Ok I am grossed out by Pateinduced's comment lol...

Shi if it felt good then I say go for it lol...Almost like getting something while on your period, but atleast that is a dick and not a tampon. But hey everyone has crazy stories like this but we just never admit it lol

Soul Powers said...

Damn, the things women go through! LOL. Hey, ultimately, a nut is a nut!

Oh, but you are still a FREAK! Hahahahahaha!

Not quite the same, but, I'm often near orgasm when I take a good long piss! I will sometimes hold my pee way to long just to feel the piss burst out through my urethra opening. It feels like bustin' off a good one. Weird, yes, but I can find pleasure in anything. :)

inherservice said...

mmmmmmm not gross at all...just in need of a tongue to delight you at a very sexy time of the month!

Black Pearl said...

@SX - curious about what you did
@PI - yeah that's pretty icky but the end result is usually worth it
@JS - of course a dick is always welcum but when it's not available then ....;-)
@SP- just more reasons fir me to have penis envy!
@IHS-I've never met any man that ever offered to do that!

inherservice said...

Earned my "red wings" several decades back and still delighted...

(blush)