11.17.2009

Feeling Sorry for Him?

I was all set to post a nice filthy little number when I got the following anonymous comment on the previous post, New Tings Brewing:
"Anonymous said...
Good thing hyou are putting off your you know whayt, make it for good while you are at it. I am already feeling sorry for your husband. He might commit suicide. Marriage tryuly is tricky but the bed should be undefiled."

Check the post if you don't believe, the English teacher in me wanted to first take a red pen to all the spelling and grammatical errors, and then I really saw was red when I got to the line about "feeling sorry for your husband. He might commit suicide". Really? Now, I don't want to scare off any of my readers, lurkers, fans, or foes with this response, but I feel compelled to say something. Anonymous, I have to believe that you're new to my blog or else I don't see how it is humanly possible to feel sorry for my husband who has a wife that not only loves him but wants, begs, and pleads to have sex, make love, fuck him almost every fucking day of the week for the past 5 years! I wear the outfits, I put on the stillettos, I keep a freshly trimmed bush at all times, my hair is always done, I grope him a minimum of 5 times a damn day. I send him naughty texts and naked pics of myself a few days out of the week. I posed for boudiour pictures for our anniversary as my gift to him! I masturbate for him, watch porn with him like we're at the fucking movies, and let's not forget the regular wifely duties! I'm only one that cooks in this house, I clean, I primarily take care of our two children while he works nights. I WORK FULL TIME! And no matter whether I'm sick, tired, depressed, hungry, feeling fat and bloated, I still have to BEG him 4 times out of 7 day fucking week to sleep with me, and I say only 4 because he'd rather catch up on sleep and I stopped playing myself asking every day! If it weren't for the fact that he works and sleeps the majority of his days and nights, I'd think HE was the one having an affair! In fact, I even gave him permission to cheat, if it meant that I could also have my cake and eat it too, plus alleviate his stress of me constantly hounding him for sex, and beating him in the head that I'm not happy with our sex life! So, Anonymous, before you go feeling all sorry for his ass, read everything I've had to say over the past few months. Committ Suicide?!?! How many fucking husbands can complain to their friends that their wife wants to fuck every day?? PUUULLLLLEEEEEEEZZZZZEEE!!!

15 comments:

Soul Powers said...

That's it! I'm tired of dumbfucks saying dumb shit like they KNOW us! Fuckin' please. I'm closing my blog to anonymous commenters. If you have the balls to say it, have the balls to identify yourself. These cowards kill me. I mean damn, you're already on the internet, wtf are you hiding? Gimme a break...

Aside from that, the whole concept that you should feel sorry or that he would kill himself is flat out fucking lame. Where the hell do these people come up with this crap.

NightFall914 said...

I think the idea of Suicide is a bit extreme. But I can see where a person could feel a certain kind of way towards ya husband. Clearly there are issues on both sides but i guess from the outside looking in and the public airing and questioning towards the break of marriage vows, folk will lean towards that kind thinking.

But again I know I wouldn't be suicidal.

Black Pearl said...

@Soul - we are soooo on the same page with this one!!

@Night - I can understand the reluctance to co-sign on me stepping out of the marriage, but the suicide was a bit much for me to swallow.

Petal said...

The English teacher in me also grimaced at the appalling spelling and grammar. The guy obviously hasn't read your blog properly. You make it incredibly clear that you would do anything and everything to have sex with your husband, for that I take my hat off to you!

Out of curiosity, have you ever thought of 'shutting up shop' with your husband and see if that gets any response?

Black Pearl said...

@Petal - thanks for the hat tip off! And the last time I held out on sex, was the first and last. He got a lot of sleep and I stayed horny as hell and madder than when I started out!!

Even when I was pregnant on bedrest and forbidden to have sex, I still begged him to have sex!!!!

Topaz said...

Nothing riles me up more than anonymous hate mail. At least provide an email or some identification with which they can be contacted - it's cowardly to plant the bomb and sneak away.

The ignorance of his/her statements belies the intent - there is nothing constructive, and threatening the fear of suicide is an extreme judgment on a man they don't know. To me, if I didn't know better, I'd say they are laced with their own insecurities and fears.

Step forth anonymous - she wrote this post for you. Tell us how you can judge without the facts of the matter.

Anonymous said...

There is no way your man is going to commit suicide---pleeze!

Black Pearl said...

@Topaz - PREACH!!!!

@2nd Anonymous- thank you and please create a fun ID so you don't get confused with the previous coward. :-)

themanwithnoname said...

They said suicide is painless anyway!
Seriously Black Pearl, you had me laughing big time. Excellent response. I wonder how much your man is dedicated to your relationship given what you are asking for is (almost!) every mans dream...
God, I'd give my right arm to be in your man's shoes with you next to me in bed....
P.S. Hope my English was okay....:-)

inherservice said...

I already said I'd be happy to lick you clean when you came home were I your lucky man, so the thought that we're all going to jump out a window because you came home with a treat is sooooooooo far from the truth!

Sorry you lost a moment's bliss over this imbecile!

Black Pearl said...

@ Noname & IHS - thank you always for the love! I wish hubby had friends like you guys to tell him just how good he's got it!! Host a class and I'll figure out how to get him there!!! Lol

Anonymous said...

Ok. So I came for some updates and what do I know, my comment is your topic today. How I wish you would have gone with your original flirty ramblings. Sorry to your readers who are missing out, it wasn't my intention.

Saying I felt sorry for your husband and that he will commit suicide was a sarcastic overstatement. It was not meant to judge you/him. I don't think he would. Most/some men complain about their wives' low sex drive, he should be appreciating your efforts. And welcoming it.

I was just responding to your Prop 3 post. I voted no, but the supporting statement was not clearly stated. You will do what you will of course regardless of the voting. The comment was not written against you or to consider you inconsiderate, neither do I support your husband. That's a family issue.

Black Pearl said...

First, thank you for coming forward Anonymous!!

B: I still wish you (and others) would get creative with your online identities. If we bloggers can provide you all with filthy (not flirty) entertainment, the least you all can do is come up with names.

Last - the rule to remember is: It's not just what you say, but how you say it...that couldn't be more true online where no one can hear the sarcasm or humor in your voice. Add a LOL or JK next time to avoid any confusion (or rants).

Library Vixen said...

Dear,
I think you, well ideally both of you could benefit from some family counseling, but if he is like most men--he may not be interested. Our blogosphere is a great outlet, but I am thinking you need to get this out. If not with hubby, then just you, with someone with an outside perspective.
I would not feel sorry for hubby for any reason other than for his stupidity. He may not even realize he is on the verge of loosing you.
And that makes me feel sorry for him.

much love.

Dewey's System said...

Anonymous qualifying his words as a sarcastic overstatement ?!? WTF man? Work on that sarcasm because that was completely out of left field and unnecessary.

BP, just like I told SP, there's always haters and you can't do anything about them but keep your skin thick for comments like that. It sounds to me like you're doing a good job.