It was bound to happen. Surprised it took this long for it to happen, but alas it did. Hubby came home today and must have been in my head with Nocturnal Chat #3 cuz after dinner right before kissing me goodnight, he grabs my ass and says, "Since the munchin is sleeping and nosy is on the computer, how bout a quickie?" I'm so shocked by the proposal at first I bust out laughing not trying to be mean, but understand: hubby doesn't know about this blog...omg, or does he? Anyway, I find it so coincidental that I posted last night's fantasy and he proposes after dinner sex. What are the fucking odds?! Needless to say, I couldn't get out of my clothes and lock the door fast enough!! LMFAO We were in it for a good 15 minutes and he had my legs up over his shoulders so his dick could rub my clit on the downstroke just right when...MY 7 MONTH OLD COOCHIE BLOCKED ME!!!!!!! I was devastated! I tried everything I could to get him back to sleep (save sticking a boob in his mouth), but he's teething and wasn't trying to hear it! To add the last note of comic relief, as I brought him back to our room to retrieve my clothes, and say good night to hubby, do you know what he did?! My son had the nerve to lift up the sheets off his daddy with a gummy ass smile as if to say, "Ha, mommy! You ain't getting none-a-dat on my watch!" Kids! Gotta love 'em, right?