Guess who's not cumming for dinner?

If you've had the conversation well over the allowable, say, ten times, and he still doesn't get it, what more can you do? You love him, right? But how important is sex anyway? Let me rephrase that because we are having sex. Do you have to cum every time? Most men do, they can do it in their sleep even - damn nocturnal emissions my ass! OK, I'll admit I have severe penis envy, always have and I always will. I recently complainied to 2 male friends to get their perspective (b/c when I asked my girlfriend, she said I'm overthinking it - UM, NO!!) If I can do it by myself, and I can get it if I'm on top, why can't he make it happen for me? I put on the shoes, I put on the outfits, I put away the granny panties, even do my hair and slap on some lip gloss, but I can't get him to put a little extra in to it so that I can have a good night's sleep!! I don't think it's wrong to insist on a happy ending at the end of every sexy bedtime story. Anyway, one said, "Isn't it ironic how sexual we all are (referring to he, the other male, and myself), and we all ended up hooking up with our bedroom opposites?" To which the other explained,"It's punishment for all the whoring around we did when we were younger." Makes sense, or does it? Is there a way to compromise in a sexual relationship when one person is overly sexual and the other is, well, not?

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On another subject, but not really, I'm curious what does the word "FREAK" really mean? Does liking pornos, slutty outfits, and hi-heels make a man a freak or just average joe? When I think "Freak" I think: Ménage à trois, voyeurism, toys with weird names, positions that would make your mama disown you, blindfolds, sex while driving, doing in it in places just to see if you get caught, private sex parties in hidden lofts...I mean am I alone here? Am I speaking out of my ass? Oh, yeah, and let's not forget third input! Aren't some of these the things that really come to mind when someone uses the word "freak"?

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